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A Modest Proposal: Add a Roof to Target Field

As a native Minnesotan, I'm not accustomed to dealing with cold or inclimate weather. Naturally, I was a bit shocked when I realized the Twins were moving from a domed stadium to a ballpark WITHOUT a ROOF!



I'm just glad we have national sportswriters such as Tom Verducci to tell us how we badly we messed up:



And a target of critics it will… Continue

Added by Michael Haas on April 2, 2010 at 12:30pm — 5 Comments

Silly Metrodome Similies

The dome is like your girlfriend's cat, it's really scratchy but it you have to deal with it.





The dome is like your favorite brand of beer - it tastes great but no one else will even try it.





The dome is like Tim Pawlenty - full of hot air and totally out of work in 2012.





The dome is like your old couch - had some great effing times but now it smells.





The dome is like Kevin Costner - really horrible but associated with baseball… Continue

Added by Michael Haas on October 9, 2009 at 5:00pm — 5 Comments

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