Silly Metrodome Similies

The dome is like your girlfriend's cat, it's really scratchy but it you have to deal with it.

The dome is like your favorite brand of beer - it tastes great but no one else will even try it.

The dome is like Tim Pawlenty - full of hot air and totally out of work in 2012.

The dome is like your old couch - had some great effing times but now it smells.

The dome is like Kevin Costner - really horrible but associated with baseball too often to ignore.

The dome is like Hootie and the Blowfish - totally passe but had a couple awesome moments

The dome is like the time John Kruk's crotch got hit with a baseball - sucks at the time, but it was ultimately life-saving.

The dome is like Utah - good place to sit on your ass and stay dry.

The dome is like England - Not sunny and the beer costs too much.

The dome is like a RonCo food dehydrator - stupid looking but surprisingly functional

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Comment by Tony F. Rezac on October 17, 2009 at 9:53am: We here in Minnesota are pretty hearty folks. We'll be fine. Might have to change the team colors to blaze orange for a few weeks of the season. But hopefully not camouflage like those horrible Padre's jerseys.

Comment by Craig (17) on October 16, 2009 at 9:20pm: Really, only 4 games! That does surprise me. Can't wait to see the new park next year!!

Comment by Michael Haas on October 16, 2009 at 9:04pm: They wouldn't have been able to build a stadium with a roof, financially or physically. (small site.)

Someone calculated that the Twins would only have postponed four games this year. It'll be cold, but we'll get used to it!

Comment by Jack (6) on October 16, 2009 at 8:47pm: This was hilarious. I am just sad i never got to experience the dome.

Target Field is not going to have a roof? How are they going to make this work in Minnesota?

Comment by Junior (17) on October 15, 2009 at 12:36pm: Believe it or not, I actually liked the dome...It's going to be rough watching games in April, May and October without it. Target Park should've been built with a retractable roof like Seattle or Arizona. I have a lot of fond memories of the dome as a kid, but all good things must come to an end.